Some may argue that Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is pretentious. I disagree. I enjoyed it immensely and think it is largely underrated.
Awsome Quotes from the movie
Harry: This is every shade of wrong.
Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!
Perry: This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker.
Harry: Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.
B-Movie Actress: So what do you do?
Harry: I'm retired, I invented dice. What do you do?
Perry: [about his derringer] I call it my "faggot gun", because it's only good for a couple of shots and then you have to drop it for something better.
Perry: [to the audience] Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.
Perry: He called her a... well, a bad word.
[pause]
Perry: Cunt.
Harlan Dexter: Captain fucking Magic!
Harry: [after meeting "Gay Perry"] Still gay?
Perry: No, knee-deep in pussy. I just love the name so much I can't get rid of it.
Bear on TV Ad: I'm for Genaro's, but then, what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off of fish.
Harry: Do you think I'm stupid?
Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.
Perry: So she comes to the door and she is totally nude, from head to toe. And she leads me inside and I sit down, right? Well, then she sits right on my lap.
Harry: Really? That happened?
Perry: No. Idiot.
Harry: [narrating] I tell him about destiny; he's shaking his head. About dreamgirls; he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing? He has a *fucking conniption*. And you? How 'bout it, filmgoer? Have you solved the case of the - the dead people in L.A.? Times Square audiences, please don't shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it'll just get worse.
Harmony: Well, for starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal.
Harry: Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.
Harry: I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
Perry: [leaving Party] Talking money...
Harry: A talking monkey?
Perry: Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus".
Perry: Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.
Harry: No problem. Don't quit your gay job.
Mr. Frying Pan: Well now, here we all are. Ike, Mike and Mustard.
Harry: What the hell does that mean?
Mr. Fire: You know, I'm with him on this one man, that's pretty fuckin' obscure.
Mr. Frying Pan: Horseshit, I hear that all the time.
Mr. Fire: You do?
Mr. Frying Pan: Yeah, sure.
Mr. Fire: Where, at the 1942 club?
Mr. Frying Pan: Hey, just cause you didn't get in...
Mr. Fire: Motherfucker I could've gotten in...
[Harry tries to make a break for it]
Mr. Fire: [pushing Harry back into his seat] Hey-ey-EY! Slow your roll, man!
Perry: Why in pluperfect hell did you pee on the corpse?
Harry: [after Perry removes a gun from his crotch after shooting their captor] Wow! I was glad you had a gun in there. For a second, I actually thought you could do that, like it was some big gay thing.
Perry: [on the phone with Harmony] I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.
Harry: Is she dead?
Perry: No, she's just resting her eyes for a minute. Of course she's fucking dead, her necks broken.
Perry: You think that's funny huh? I'm going to break your nose now.
[nonchalantly pistol whips the guy in the nose]
Harry: Well what I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?"
[Loads one round into the revolver to play Russian Roulette]
Harry: Where is she? Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? I can do that.
[Spins the chamber and points the gun]
Harry: Where is the girl?
[Shoots the guy in the head]
Perry: [Stuttering at first] What did you just do?
Harry: [Confused] I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
Perry: You put a live round in that gun?
Harry: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
Perry: Eight? Who taught you math!
Perry: Did you dad love you?
Harry: Only when I dressed up like a beer bottle, how about you?
Perry: Well, he used to beat me in morse code, so it's possible, but he never said the words.
Perry: What, fuckhead? "Badly's" an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out, vanish.
[shortly after Mr. Frying Pan makes an obscure "Ike, Mike, and Mustard" reference]
Mr. Fire: You wanna know who we are? I'm the frying pan, see? And my boy over here, he's...
Mr. Fire: Mustard. I'm Mustard, baby.
Mr. Frying Pan: He's the fire. Fuck you, Mr. Mustard.
Harry: When in doubt, cut up a pig - that was the town's motto.
Perry: Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds. Thrill me. |
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Jun. 28th, 2006 @ 10:03 am
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aparently Ebert hates singer. that makes me feel a little better. Stop being a prick and review the movie.
Usual suspects - one star!!!!!
X men - two stars!!!
I think I see a pattern Mr. Ebert. You are bias. |
Dear Mr. Ebert,
I used to respect you. You used to have an eye for underrated movies and gave movies a fair chance. But now you have become a mindless movie viewer who requires spoon feeding. Please stop! you are promoting bad movies and hurting the careers of cinematic geniuses. People listen to you! So stop over-analyzing wounderful movies and blindly following stupid movies!
Garfield ***
X3 ***
3 fast 3 furious ***
The lake house ***.5
The Omen ***
The Inconvinient truth ****
and yet you gave
Superman **
MI: III **
Fight Club **
Sir, you have a problem. you have become so self absorbed in your own opinion of what cinema should be. You have watched too many movies. I understand. You have lost your love of fantasy. You no longer can be engrossed in a movie. So please, stop. You are hurting me. Just Stop. |
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Feb. 14th, 2006 @ 05:57 pm
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This Entry was written in a state of intoxication. it shall no longer exist! bwaahahahahaha!
Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 03:31 am
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recent events in my life:
Finals have kicked my ass
Laptop fixed
Screwed, have 3 finals on one day
Gave a girl a lapdance
thats about it
Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 11:34 am
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Wow, my room mate just talked int "God"-person point of view. For example "oww, God just laughed at me!" imagine living that way all the time. "The Holy spirit compelled me to go shopping." Oh God! Finals blow!
Dec. 8th, 2005 @ 12:38 pm
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Finals+stress+Winter+lotsOfSickPeople=SickMikyo
Mikyo+Sick=Grumpy+SickMikyo
therefore SickMikyo=mikyo+sick-Grumpy
so my only problem is the Grumpy part
Grumpy=-Meditation
SickMikyo=mikyo+sick+Meditation
now thats just depressing. who said this world is based on mathmatics was a basterd! (kidding)
Who teaches human beings to be so flawed? If there is a divine power in this world, it is the cause of great evil. why is there no belief or religion that human beings are born void of sin but that they are being manipulated by an evil genious? wait, there is... Sounds less flawed then Christianity though... I mean, with my social standpoint it would be fine to believe in the love of God. I have a family, friends, an education etc. but what about those who don't have these things? If they have mental joy then fine, but if their cercumstances causes them pain, how can they believe that God loves them? Karma makes more sense then this, even though Karma to me has a glitch with the idea of re-encarnation. re-incarnation was made to compensate for the fact that all humans believe they have eternal souls. I feel it too, but who tells us its true? we have no proof. I like it better then going to heaven or hell though. eternal damnation is just stupid. who needs that? redemption is so key in life, why would it be lacking in the afterlife? this is why I like Buddism over the rest. Talks about pain, but doesnt point fingers. except the reincarnation and other crazy stuff, its basic principle is comforting and unnerving at the sametime, which is what religion should be. a motivator as well as a confert. not a crutch or a cause of guilt. I'm good for now.
Nov. 30th, 2005 @ 12:11 pm
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You're a Gryffinclaw!: You are a determined and
intelligent person who is used to getting your
own way all the time. You are very passionate
about your beliefs and will defend them until
your last breath. Often Griffenclaws work as
lawyers or activists because they have feel so
strongly about a certain subject. You feel that
knowledge is to be used in a practical way and
you often have a very low tolerance for people
you consider of low intelligence. Although you
aren't a social butterfly, you don't have
trouble making fiends, people are usually drawn
to you. Your weakness is that sometimes you can
be insensitive, you're too busy being witty
that you don't realize that you're hurting
peoples' feelings, often your friends. With the
wit of a Ravenclaw and the passion of a
Gryffindor you can face all your battles in
life head on!
Which Mix of the Hogwarts Houses are You?
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Nov. 30th, 2005 @ 12:11 pm
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I also hate the fact that I take pictures of myself. that is so lame. WTF.
I like mirrors way too much for my own good.
I like hugs.
I like worm blankets and being barefoot underneath.
I like being clean even though I'm dirty most of the time.
I like the idea of having a nice house.
I like people that rock.
I like tea.
I like to smell my upper lip.
I like to crunch ice.
I like smoothies.
I like smooth hair.
I like chewing.
I like romantic movies.
I like Sci-Fi.
I like beutiful cinematography.
I like HDTV.
I like mint chocolate chip and coffee ice cream.
I hate having a terrible flavor in my mouth.
I hate pimples.
I hate pictures of people taking their pictures in mirrors
I love/hate hurting myself
I hate/love percrastinating
I love/hate hot girls
I love/hate being asian
I hate school
I love learning
I love motion detectors
I like new things
I hate gravity
I hate that the earth is so big
I love Europe and Australia
I love spider monkeys
I love neon yellow
I love cool blue/gray
I love the infiniti G35 coupe
I love Michelagros
I love Ducadis
I love chinese lettering
I love epic period pieces
I love chinese fairy tales
I love massages and raiki
I love lounging
I love rocking out
I love dancing in front of the mirror and laughing at myself
I love good food
I hate being skinny
I love that I'm not fat
I hate that my roomate farts 30times/hr
I hate that my roomate picks his nose
I love that I spent my break alone
I hate being alone
Nov. 28th, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
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So I fell on my laptop again today... I dont even care anymore.
From now on, this journal is my pillow book
Things I hate:
The way people freeload on the printer paper at the east asian library. if you print like 5 pages, fine, but 300? you are a freeloading basterd!
aluminum casings for laptops. fuck dude. its like butter!!!
Nov. 27th, 2005 @ 06:04 pm
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You know, livejournal is for bitching and I have alot to do. so here it goes.
The only things that had made me happy this semester was my new toys (sadly). Who would have figured that they would also be the source of my pain. today, while riding my brand new skateboard, i fell becuase i was trying to make a light and hit an edge. this caused my bag to swing arround and hit the ground breaking my brand new laptop and the cell phone in my pocket got dented. now I have to write 12 page paper on my desktop because my laptop is broken. if your weekend was shittier, let me know. you have my utmost sympathy.
Nov. 20th, 2005 @ 07:42 pm
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god I hate this place
Nov. 7th, 2005 @ 10:05 pm
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So yea, I got through my hell week. I got alot of support from people not at this school ironically. people here could care less. oh well. Emma and Amy's letters arrived. Made me happy! there is something about the old fashioned post that just makes it that much more considerate.
Hopefully today I will be bussing my way to clairmont. it will be nuts. I have a program due at sunday midnight. I hope I am not fucking my self over.
got the cell phone back. call me you fools!
also, a miracle happened! or close to it... to me anyways...
so if any of you know of dead pixels, here is the deal. on a screen there are thousands of pixels. some get stuck or "die." now if you are anal like me, you freak out, especially if you just got it new. usually companies will not replace it if there are less then 7.
I wanted to try to return it but my roomate, having a female guest over, cleaned the room and threw out the bag with the receit. I was fucked and i was so mad I was hoping that apple care would fix it. I looked it up on google "yaya google" and i found forums on the topic. they said that apple would not replace the item probably. this made me more mad. I was fucked. but then i found a thread on PSP dead pixels and supposidly there was a video that flashed RGB values and if you put this behind the pixel and rubbed the screen with an eraser, it would sometimes dissapear. now, it sounded obserd, and it still sorta does (although it makes a little sense), but i was so mad i tried it. after about an hour of rubbing (or as i believe it to be, conducted an hour worth of Computer voodooo involving rubbing and flickering RGB values), i was about to give up. but then i got extra mad and rubbed deaply (oh, so deeply). and wala! it was gone! so ya, there is the geakiest story you will ever read if you read it. if you read this, you are a geak, you geak whore! Freaks and Geaks is one of the greatest classic TV shows and you know it! ya! and the 40 year old vergin, same director and writer, an instant classic. so ya, geaks, unite, concentrate, and we will rule the world! or just have milkshakes and watch Freaks and Geaks. whatever...
Nov. 4th, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
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I am in Hell right now. the only positive thing that has happened to ne is that I got a powerbook today
Oct. 28th, 2005 @ 02:11 am
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MY PHONE BROKE! goddamit! I hate the world. well, just part of it...
Coheed was awsome. still love their old stuff better but the stage was magnificent. too much head banging though. Had to walk through the ghetto in the rain at 2 am which is not pleasant. I think thats why Im so stiff now.
Oct. 18th, 2005 @ 02:37 am
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why the fuck do I have friends on that stupid xuqa thing. i logged in like once, and now random people are my friends? I didnt even register!!! why do i have a url????? fuckers! I think Im gonna put some gay picturs up because everybody there seems to be homophobes! the blogs are all about gay bashing! WTF! I hate that thing with a passion now! it enrages me...
Oct. 13th, 2005 @ 03:27 am
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ive officially gone P-COCK!!!
Oct. 13th, 2005 @ 02:21 am
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So, yes. I must re emphasize that Thrice is awsome. so innovative. they took spirituals and japanese folk songs and made songs out of them!!!! how kick ass.
Oct. 12th, 2005 @ 02:27 am
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